Viagra problem ?

[HOXXOH]

You've seen all the commercials. 

But what really happens when you ask for 
help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours? 

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk 
to a male pharmacist. 

The woman I was speaking with said she was 
the only pharmacist and since she and her sister 
owned the store, there were no male employees. 

She asked if she could help me. 

I said that I really would have preferred to 
speak with a male pharmacist. 

She assured me that she was completely professional 
and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could 
be confident that she would treat me with a high level 
of professionalism. 

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, 
"As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. 

"I get erections every day that last more than four hours." 

This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe 
embarrassment. 

I was wondering what you could give me for it?" 

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." 

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length 
and this is the absolute best we can do: 

* 1/3 ownership in the store, 

* A company pickup truck, 

* A king-size bed ......and..... 

* $3,000 a month in living expenses."  

[Lurch]

I'm Italian. If it doesn't last 4 hours then we call the doctor.

[theChad]

Nice! I also stole those CF emoticons and assimilated them to ACE!