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For all you hackers out there.

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.  Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?" 
 
 "It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.  "John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. 
 
Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."  "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
 
 "Oh, come on now " Elizabeth insisted.  She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak.  "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."  
 
After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth.  "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.  So I'd best go now."  
 
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly.  

"She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"  "Still under the cart, I guess" I said.

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15 hours ago, JLs Mistress said:

How does she address the ball she cant see it ....

Who cares?

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3 minutes ago, HOXXOH said:

Who cares?

Tom its about putting it in the hole if she cant see it . I guess she could do it by feel .. Be hard to get a hole in one that way ???

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2 hours ago, JLs Mistress said:

Tom its about putting it in the hole if she cant see it . I guess she could do it by feel .. Be hard to get a hole in one that way ???

I don't know about that. I have a feeling that with those assets she's had more than a few hole in ones. 

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18 hours ago, JLs Mistress said:

Tom its about putting it in the hole if she cant see it . I guess she could do it by feel .. Be hard to get a hole in one that way ???

Ya know the term in golf for where you want the balls to go, is sometimes called the hole and sometimes the cup. With her cup size, it's doubtful you'd miss it. However, with 4 players it might be confusing to get all the balls in the sa........Nah, forget it.

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